{"product_id":"we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-9780060821173","title":"We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes","description":"\u003cp\u003eI am a snake. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called \"Breakfast.\" I didn't lay a coil on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jennings, Patrick\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/04\/2011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e HarperCollins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780060821173\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.40h x 5.10w x 0.40d","brand":"Patrick Jennings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39596870500427,"sku":"9780060821173","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0021\/1697\/6715\/products\/img_1af9b452-a3cc-4cdf-b410-3b1017927979.jpg?v=1637645254","url":"https:\/\/blackbookstore.com\/products\/we-cant-all-be-rattlesnakes-9780060821173","provider":"Black Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}