{"product_id":"this-book-is-full-of-spiders-seriously-dude-dont-touch-it-9781250830524","title":"This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eINCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom Jason Pargin, the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of the cult sensation \u003ci\u003eJohn Dies at the End\u003c\/i\u003e, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWarning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJust stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLike an episode of AMC's \u003ci\u003eThe Walking Dead\u003c\/i\u003e written by Douglas Adams of \u003ci\u003eThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\u003c\/i\u003e...Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -\u003ci\u003eWashington Post\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eKevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than \u003ci\u003eThis Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It\u003c\/i\u003e is the one and only book for you. -\u003ci\u003eSF Signal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pargin, Jason\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/05\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e St. Martin's Griffin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781250830524\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 464\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.80lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.30h x 5.40w x 1.30d","brand":"Jason Pargin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39750949404747,"sku":"9781250830524","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0021\/1697\/6715\/products\/img_e4cb491b-db62-4d2b-81d5-3f27ef40444f.jpg?v=1651598057","url":"https:\/\/blackbookstore.com\/products\/this-book-is-full-of-spiders-seriously-dude-dont-touch-it-9781250830524","provider":"Black Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}