{"product_id":"how-to-profit-from-the-coming-rapture-getting-ahead-when-youre-left-behind-9780316017305","title":"How to Profit from the Coming Rapture: Getting Ahead When You're Left Behind","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre the end times near? Is the Rapture really just around the corner? Could Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson possibly be \u003cem\u003eright\u003c\/em\u003e? About 1 billion people among us believe, yes, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd that means one thing: investment opportunities!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor those who are not as expertly versed in the Book of Revelation, Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, authors of the bestselling \u003cem\u003eYiddish with Dick and Jane\u003c\/em\u003e, helpfully offer both illumination and advice: What exactly is the Rapture, anyway? How is it different from the Tribulation? Who are the Antichrist, the Four Horsemen, and the 144,000 male virgins, and what do they want? And, most important, how can I make money during the 7 years of societal breakdown before Armaggedon?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTaking the familiar form of a how-to investment guide, HOW TO PROFIT FROM THE COMING RAPTURE instructs those readers who will certainly be left behind (Jews, Catholics, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, less ardent Protestants, and many more) on how to exploit the inevitable demise of the world in order to make a tidy profit. Sure, the rivers and seas will run with blood, locusts will swarm, mountains will move all over the place, and famine will strike. But for the \u003cem\u003efive billion\u003c\/em\u003e of us left behind, the post-Rapture world will be a time of even more unique investment opportunities.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Weiner, Ellis\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/01\/2008\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Little Brown and Company\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780316017305\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 224\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.20h x 5.54w x 0.60d","brand":"Ellis Weiner","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39932146450507,"sku":"9780316017305","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0021\/1697\/6715\/products\/img_5a630f36-35bb-4782-917d-22b016e3cd2c.jpg?v=1672148390","url":"https:\/\/blackbookstore.com\/products\/how-to-profit-from-the-coming-rapture-getting-ahead-when-youre-left-behind-9780316017305","provider":"Black Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}