{"product_id":"festivusseinfeld-celebration-kit-9780762462360","title":"Festivus\/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit","description":"\u003cb\u003eCelebrate Festivus-- the \u003ci\u003eSeinfeld\u003c\/i\u003e holiday for the rest of us-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 Human Fund donation gift cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 magnets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes the following audio clips from \u003ci\u003eSeinfeld\u003c\/i\u003e: \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eButton 1 The Story of Festivus: \u003c\/b\u003e Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! . . . out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eButton 2 The Festivus Pole: \u003c\/b\u003e There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eButton 3 The Airing of Grievances: \u003c\/b\u003e Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eButton 4 The Feats of Strength: \u003c\/b\u003e And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumb\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Other\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Running Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/17\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Rp Minis\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780762462360\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.80h x 2.90w x 1.90d","brand":"Running Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39626607198283,"sku":"9780762462360","price":13.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0021\/1697\/6715\/products\/img_93adc9d5-de99-4b9b-846b-2ac2d021c7ed.jpg?v=1640705281","url":"https:\/\/blackbookstore.com\/products\/festivusseinfeld-celebration-kit-9780762462360","provider":"Black Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}